Monday, August 31, 2020

Improper Performance Part II

Tonight is the deadline for entries to be uploaded to the Pandemic Panorama Performance show, so I thought I would share a few more of my entries, and some that didn't quite make the cut.

This time I was able to borrow tack from a few friends who are performance showers and had access to some different backgrounds. I even got pressured into taking a few "real" performance photos. I'm still NOT a performance shower (gotta limit the hobby spending somewhere) but who knows, if we have 6 more months of pandemic maybe eventually I'll be worn down.

In the BAD PERFORMANCE class:

Another "bad performance" classic

In the NAKED PERFORMANCE class:

This doll was too good not to put on everything

Naked doll AND naked horse!

In the MIXED SCALE PERFORMANCE class:

If you don't own a jump - make one out of models!

Large horse, tiny tack.

We cannot have normal cat herding here, oh no, we must have tiny people riding the cats.

And last but not least, I didn't really feel this fit well anywhere and was too similar to the one above, but it accurately captures how this year has treated all of us, so I'll just share it here.

Facedown in the sand = me in 2020.

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

How I Judge Performance

I've judged performance at both live and photo shows and I find it both more complicated and more fun than judging breed or collectibility classes. There's so much more to look for in a performance entry and keeping it all straight takes a little work, so I adapted my own system (stealing heavily from suggestions by Jennifer Buxton - all hail her wonderful blog). I like to have a little notebook with me and write down my "scores" for each entry like a judge's card. Here's what my notes start out like:

Entry Model Doll Saddle Bridle Props Total

The Entry column gets filled out with the name of the entry or something else so I can remember which entry it was - sometimes in small classes something like "PS TB" will be fine, other times I need something more detailed. Then each column after that gets a score. I like to score from -3 to +3, where -3 is catastrophically bad and +3 is blowing my socks off. If an element doesn't apply to an entry, it gets a 0. I sum up the score from each column to get a total for that entry and my top score is my top placing, unless I need to apply tie breakers. 

Here's a breakdown of each column:

Model - Does the model (usually an equine, occasionally something else) look suitable for performing the task it is demonstrating? For example, in a pleasure class I don't expect to see a model that is galloping or rearing or performing a dramatic action like sharply turning a corner. I'm looking at the pose and biomechanics of the model here, not necessarily things like typical breed types for a class, unless the class or documentation has specified that.

An entry from the 2019 Region 2 Champ Show.
This horse looks well suited for a western pleasure class.
(My photo, not my entry.)
(If I had realized I was going to blog about this, I would have taken at least tried to take better photos.)

Doll
- If there's no doll used in the entry, this is a score of 0. It doesn't "hurt" the entry but it doesn't help the entry either. If there is a doll, it is positioned appropriately for the action? Is it dressed appropriately? Some positions are very hard to achieve with dolls, so I am more likely to give something a negative score if the doll is positioned in a way that is unsafe or impossible in real life. Smaller penalties are given for things riders can do in real life that would be frowned upon, for example heels up instead of down, hands carried too high, etc. An excellently dressed and positioned doll would earn positive points. 

An entry from the 2019 Region 2 Champ Show.
This doll is correctly attired and posed for the task she is doing.
(My photo, not my entry.)

Saddle - I'm first looking for safety or things that would injure the horse if the entry were real, for example loose girth, buckles not fastened, straps placed incorrectly, misplaced pad, etc. Those would incur negative points. An excellently fitted and properly tacked entry would get positive points. I'm also looking to make sure the tack here fits the event the horse is doing. A dressage saddle would not be appropriate for a AQHA hunter under saddle class, for example. In harness classes I score the harness in this category.

An entry from the 2019 Region 2 Champ Show.
The saddle is fitted correctly and suitable for this dressage class.
(My photo, not my entry.)

Bridle - I'm looking at similar things for the bridle and reins as I did with the saddle. Does it fit the horse? Is it safe? It is appropriate and allowed for the event the horse is doing? Excellence is rewarded with positive points. Mistakes, especially in safety and things that compromise reality (like having the bit falling out of the mouth, bridle touching the horse's eyeball, reins tangled, etc.) gets negative points.

An entry from the 2019 Region 2 Champ Show.
The bridle on this horse is correct for the harness he is wearing.
(My photo, not my entry.)

Props - Not every entry requires props or dioramas, so often this category scores a 0 - neither hurting nor helping the entry. If there are props or a scene, is it placed correctly in relation to the horse? Is it appropriate for the action the horse is doing? Some classes do require a prop, for example in an over fences class if there is no fence the entry is likely to receive a negative score here. 

An entry from the 2019 Region 2 Champ Show.
I like the detail in the props which went beyond what was strictly necessary for this entry.
(My photo, not my entry.)

After each category is scored for an entry, I sum up the score to get a total. Higher points is better. Sometimes I do get ties in which case I tend to look at the following as tie breakers:
  • If the entry scored negatively, is it something that would be easily fixed? Or is the entry "the best it can be" with what is on the table? For example, if two entries score equally, but one entry has a saddle made with excellent workmanship that isn't quite fitted to the horse correctly, while another entry has a saddle that isn't top quality but is fitted excellently, I tend to pick the second entry, because I feel they did excellent work with inferior tools, while the first entry had the tools to be excellent but didn't live up to the potential of that entry. Some judges may pick the exact opposite, but this is how I choose. 
  • Which entry was more ambitious? Which has more "wow" factor? Is one trying something new or something I haven't seen before? If two entries are tied in score but one of them really went out and took a risk on something new or difficult, I want to reward that in my placings. 
So here's what my notebook might look like at the end of a small class:

Entry Model Doll Saddle Bridle Props Total
Chestnut Wyatt 1 1 1.5 1 1 5.5 (1st Place)
Appaloosa-0.5 1 1 -0.5 0.5 1.5 (3rd Place)
PS TB 0.5 0.5 0 1 0.5 2.5 (2nd Place)

Monday, August 17, 2020

Improper Performance

If you had asked me a month ago what I planned to be doing this weekend, playing with plastic ponies would have featured prominently, but not in the way I expected. This was the most fun thing I did this weekend, and if you aren't doing the Pandemic Performance Panorama photo show hosted by Jennifer Buxton... there's still time! It's FREEEEEEEEEE* (*unless you want to be eligible for prizes to be mailed to you, in which case it is $20). It isn't what I call "Proper Performance" - my goal here is to have fun and encourage my own creativity! You DON'T NEED ANY PERFORMANCE supplies. The class list is totally open to interpretation and so fun! Also did I mention the prizes? I'm planning on getting a box of donations mailed out this week hopefully. 

Let me just interject here that I am NOT a performance shower. I have showed performance once, with a Gem Twist model and some OF Breyer tack sometime in the late 90s or early 00s. I resolutely will not get into showing in this area of the hobby, because I have to limit my collection spending somehow, but I do love judging performance classes. 

When I signed up for this show a few weeks ago, it was amidst a mess of other drama happening and I really meant my "entry" fee to be more of a donation. Let's be honest, I've seen what people can do and I am not going into this to win things. Then I started throwing out ideas with friends. Planning for some wacky things we could do... and then I pulled out The Box. The Box full of OF Breyer accessories that came with Breyers I bought for other reasons. It turns out I have way more "stuff" than I realized. 

I was getting a little weary of my normal halter show photo taking, and decided to take a break and play with some of this stuff. Best decision I made all weekend. Here's the results:

In the BAD PERFORMANCE class:

SOMEONE forgot to tighten the girth.

Definitely a snake. Not a hose.

In the STABLE PERFORMANCE class:

The set of Show Stable Accessories from Breyer is amazing. The bench, potted plants, cardboard ribbons, and show drapes are all from that set. It's sadly retired now, but 10/10 would recommend.

Let's just say I have A LOT of Stablemate scale accessories that came in various sets.

In the MIXED SCALE PERFORMANCE class:

Can you even see this tiny rider?

In the OTHER ANIMAL PERFORMANCE class:

Mutton busting!

In the ALTERED REALITY PERFORMANCE class:

Frankly I'm just glad this thing only has 4 legs and not two dozen.

In the 2020 PERFORMANCE class:

In 2020, horse rides you.

You can tell it's August and not March because I sacrificed a square of actual toilet paper to make the mini rolls. 

Entries are open until the end of the month. Who knows what I'll come up with next?

Saturday, August 15, 2020

A Little (Personal) History

Well now that the ice has been broken, I guess I should introduce myself and share a little about my background in the hobby. Warning: I'm likely to be verbose and rambling. You've been warned.

There's no real definition of what it means to be "in" this hobby. There's plenty of ways you can participate and they're all equally valid, which is one of the great things about it. So how long have I been "in" the hobby? I don't know. I'd usually date that back to about 1998, when I was old enough to really collect models rather than just have them as toys (still a valid way of enjoying the model horse hobby!). That's also right around when I started showing. I kept up my collection and showed fairly frequently until I packed everything away for college and starting a career.

After about a decade long break from any sort of model horse related activities whatsoever, I leapt back into the hobby both feet first in 2016. You see... I was lucky enough to go to the Kentucky Derby in 2015 in person.

Slight backstory here. I owned and loved an OTTB for almost 20 years. He was my heart horse and the best horse I will ever have the privilege of owning. He was trained and treated amazingly as a racehorse and found a new career as a hunter after he left the track. Both my sister and I started in Short Stirrup on him and competed up to the A-circuit Children's Hunters. He was a team horse for my IHSA team in college. I rode him bare back in a halter and lead rope, we did trails, we evacuated the barn for fires twice... this horse was a literal saint.

Literal saint horse

If I ever got another horse, I would definitely want it to be another OTTB. So yes, I love Thoroughbreds and I loosely follow racing. Santa Anita is my local track and everyone I know there takes good care of the horses and really cares about them, including finding them new homes if racing isn't for them. Yes, there are some bad people in racing, but there are bad people in every sport, and racing keeps the Thoroughbred breed alive in this country.

Anyways, back to 2015. We went to the KY Derby. It was amazing. American Pharoah won and went on to win the Triple Crown.


Blurry photo of American Pharoah before the race.
My digital camera in 2015 was not the best.

When 2016 rolled around and the season started up again at Santa Anita, I went in early April as I do every year for the Santa Anita Derby and the Derby Day 5k (it's awesome, you start in an actual starting gate, run through the Arboretum, and finish on the synthetic track at the actual finish line). As we always do, my friend and I perused the gift shop between races. AND THEY HAD BREYERS. Not just any Breyers. They had American Pharoah! And not just one - a Traditional model, a Stablemate, an Ornament, and a Resin! So, having no self control whatsoever, I obviously bought one. And then I bought more...

That was the slippery slope back into model horse-dom. Less than two weeks later I realized I was an adult with my own paycheck and the ability to travel where I want, and I bought BreyerFest early bird tickets. There's nothing like growing up and realizing things you never thought possible as a child are suddenly in reach. Thus my return to the hobby was cemented.

Friday, August 14, 2020

The First Post is the Worst Post

 No really.

What do you say? How do you start?

Why a blog? There's probably 5 million (I exaggerate) model horse blogs out there. What can I possibly contribute that someone hasn't already? Honestly, I don't know. I'm not a painter, sculptor, tack or prop maker. I don't have a ton of time or money or space to hand out. But I do spend a lot of time faffing about in this hobby and I'd like to give something back. So, here's my attempt to share the things I've learned in the hopes that it will be helpful for someone else eventually. 

Thanks for reading!